This crypto jigsaw puzzle is the self-custody heist movie: vault wheel with the seed-phrase word list, central glowing USB drive, ninjas rappelling on laser beams, one thief cracking the dial with password "password123." Getaway van outside. BIP39 wordlist clearly visible on the wall.
Heist-movie satire of crypto security. Premium collector tin.
For the not-your-keys crowd and the security-nerd on your holiday gift list.
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Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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