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Ethereum The Kid Who Wouldn't Listen T-Shirt — Bitcoin Can't Do This Dark Variant

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For the ETH holder who has the Vitalik origin story tattooed on their LinkedIn.

Back print: "ISSUE #2 — THE KID WHO WOULDN'T LISTEN." Stickman on the floor with an ETH-logo laptop, REJECTED papers, DROPPED OUT book pile, can of energy drink. Two post-its on the wall: "BITCOIN CAN'T DO THIS" / "WATCH ME." Purple Mr. Lined Comics frame.

The Ethereum origin moment, black-tee edition.

Premium heavyweight cotton, drop-shoulder fit, oversized back print.

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Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.

SizeChest width (in)Body length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833

How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.

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Ethereum The Kid Who Wouldn't Listen T-Shirt — Bitcoin Can't Do This Dark Variant $39.00