For the ETH holder who has paid $487 in gas to mint a JPEG and treats it as character development.
Six-panel comic on the back: THE GAS DIARIES — TRUE STORIES FROM ETHEREUM USERS • 2018-2024. "Just minting my first NFT — only $50!" / "GAS FEE: $487.23." "I just paid $80 for a swap that didn't even go through." NFT mint war. "$51,200 spent, 0 NFTs." Final panel: ARBITRUM. $0.18 GAS. "And BASE. $0.05. We're SAVED." WE SUFFERED. WE LEARNED. WE LAYER-2'd.
Premium heavyweight cotton, drop-shoulder fit, oversized back print.
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Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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