For the ETH holder whose feed is louder than their landlord.
The Crypto Twitter wall in midnight ink, ETH diamond at the centre: "Just paid 500 gwei for a transaction to fail. Love it here." "Wen merge?" "Sold my house for JPEG rocks. Worth it." "Smart contracts are just fancy IOUs." "Help! I'm drowning in gas!" "My wife left me because of gas fees. #WAGMI." "This is financial advice. Buy high, sell low." ETHEREUM.
Same chorus. Black cotton.
Premium heavyweight cotton, drop-shoulder fit, oversized back print.
We ship worldwide. Free shipping on US orders over $95. Standard US delivery is 5–10 business days; international orders typically arrive in 10–20 business days. International shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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