Started as a joke. Went to 74 cents. Very currency. Such store of value. Much hoodie.
Dogecoin was never supposed to matter — and then Elon tweeted, Reddit mobilized, and suddenly your portfolio was a meme. If you bought DOGE for the laughs and accidentally made rent, this hoodie is for you. If you bought DOGE for the laughs and still haven't made rent, same — this hoodie is still for you.
The Dogecoin emblem is chest-embroidered — thread-stitched directly into premium fleece using the same construction method you'd find on a Polo Ralph Lauren or Aimé Leon Dore chest logo. Not a print. Not a transfer. Proper embroidery that won't fade, won't peel, and won't NGMI even after 100 washes.
Built on the AS Colour 5161 Relax Hood: 9.4 oz mid-weight fleece, pigment-washed cotton face, drop shoulder, no drawcords, kangaroo pocket. Six colourways. The one hoodie Elon would actually RT.
Ships from US/EU. 5–10 business days. Free sticker pack with every order.
We ship worldwide. Free shipping on US orders over $95. Standard US delivery is 5–10 business days; international orders typically arrive in 10–20 business days. International shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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