Buy The Dip. Okay Now Buy The Dip. This Is The Real Dip. I Am The Dip.
A four-panel descent into every leveraged trader's final form — the cascading-liquidation comedy that ends with the trader becoming the dip himself. Where the 'Extreme Sport' tee is the warning, this is the actual receipt. Funny because every one of us has lived a panel.
Premium heavyweight drop-shoulder cotton. Dark-tee variant. Built to be read at arm's length.
Mr. Lined crypto-culture streetwear · Designed in Cyprus
We ship worldwide. Free shipping on US orders over $95. Standard US delivery is 5–10 business days; international orders typically arrive in 10–20 business days. International shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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