This BONK t-shirt is the anti-VC manifesto in two comic panels. Panel 1: smug VC across the table — "I'd like to invest $50 million." Bulldog smashes the desk — BONK! Panel 2: crowd holding up phones, sign: "This Airdrop Is for the People." Footer: "No VCs Were Harmed. Just Their Ego."
For the BONK holder whose thesis is "no VC, no allocation, just airdrops." Premium midweight Bella+Canvas 3001, drop-shoulder fit, oversized back print on white. BONK. No terms sheet required.
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Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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