For the Bitcoin holder who keeps explaining to their group chat that the chart looks different this time — and means it.
Back print: sprayed RIP gravestone — "R.I.P. THE 4-YEAR CYCLE — 2009–2024 — THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT. ETF FLOWS DON'T HALVE." Miner with pickaxe on one side, Wall St ETF guy with phone on the other, orange lilies on the grave. Midnight version.
The post-ETF Bitcoin take, on a black tee.
Premium heavyweight cotton, drop-shoulder fit, oversized back print.
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Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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