For the Bitcoin holder whose answer to every obituary headline since 2011 is "and yet."
Front print: torn-paper headlines stacked — "BITCOIN IS DEAD — 2011 / 2014 / 2018 / 2022" then "BITCOIN HITS $100K — 2024." Underneath in gold: "Declared dead 477 times. Still here." Small Mr. Lined stickman badge top right.
An obituary chart on a pink tee.
Premium midweight cotton, drop-shoulder fit, front print on pink.
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Unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 blank). Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the flat garment in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure: lay a tee you own flat — chest width is armpit-to-armpit, body length is collar seam to hem. Mugs & puzzles are one size.
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